miðvikudagur, nóvember 22, 2006

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day,
So please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!

To the Girls:

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened?
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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